Sinister Plan

by Amir Maleki
(Tehran , Iran )

My first client in the new town was a smart girl named Arshaiya cheated on by his beau. She wanted to take revenge of him.

In that time my reputation wasn't as much as now . So I made an enormous effort to devise a good plan.

After 2 days I called her to explain my plan. I said her: "Now you should go home and bang every things up." She interrupted my speaks and wonderfully cried:"Why on earth do I do in this way? "

I found out that losing her boyfriend made her to not able to tune in her situation. So I described my sinister plan for him in detail.

"Before banging up you go to a travel agency and buy a one day tour ticket to London. You has to send someone else to London instead of yourself. you stay at home and don't use telephone , internet or other things at all. After a day seemingly you have came back your home from journey and see the event. Immediately call police ." I said him.

She was understanding my plan little by little .

“Definitely police officer or inspector ask you about your marriage status. You should claim that you recently abandoned your partner and now you're living solitarily." I explain her.

She did everything I told him exactly. Fortunately no unforeseen event took place and as we expected police accused his boyfriend .

Two month later the court indentify him as guilty and condemn him to hire a new flat for Arshiya to settle down for the time being until her own apartment repair .


Here is my edited version:

My first client in the new town was a smart girl named Arshiya
who was cheated on by her beau. She wanted to take revenge on him.
In that time my reputation wasn't as good as now, so I made an enormous effort to devise a good plan to help her.

After 2 days I called her to explain my plan. I said to her: "Now you should go home and bang every thing up."
She interrupted my speaking and (wonderfully) cried:"Why on earth should I do that? "

I found out that losing her boyfriend made her unable to tune in to her situation. So I described my sinister plan for him in detail.

"Before banging things up you go to a travel agency and buy a one day tour ticket to London.
You have to send someone else to London instead of yourself. You stay at home and don't use the telephone,
internet or anything else at all. After a day seemingly you have come back to your home from your journey and see the state of your apartment.
Immediately call the police ." I said to her.

She was understanding my plan little by little .

“Definitely the police officer or inspector will ask you about your marriage status.
You should claim that you recently abandoned your partner and now you're now living solitarily," I explained to her.

She did everything exactly as I told her. Fortunately no unforeseen event took place and as we expected police accused her boyfriend.

Two months later the court found him guilty and condemned him to hire a new flat for Arshiya to settle
down for the time being until her own apartment was repaired.